Jack Sprat
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So the government stepped in with mandatory dietary guidelines
And the two starved to death.…
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill rushed him to the hospital before Obamacare ruined the greatest health-care system in the world.- In an online-only Shouts & Murmurs, Tom McNichol shares conservative bedtime stories. For The Tortoise and the Hare, London Bridge, The Emperor’s New Clothes, The Three Little Pigs, and The Boy Who Cried Wolf: Version: http://nyr.kr/HFdf0f
April 12th is National Grilled Cheese Day!
Today is the day you can walk into a bookstore and say, “Sell me that book the guy wrote about sharpening pencils.” It’s publication day!
(I have no idea if people are going to buy this book. I’m nervous! But I’m proud of my business and I’m proud of this book, and that feels good.)
IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK: Please join Eugene Mirman, Stacy London, and me to celebrate tomorrow! We’ll be at the Union Square Barnes & Noble.
Thanks everybody.
(via poptartcreative)
Awesome ads for Stihl out of Australia from the very talented team at WhybinTBWATequila.